his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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