I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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