doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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