oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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