Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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