It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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