that's an acceptable place to lick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How does it feel to date your dad?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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