hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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