Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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