Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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