my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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