i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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