whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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