Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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