So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
