with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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