dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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