All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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