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• (607): View more from New York

  I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset

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