She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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