Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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