Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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