She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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