check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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