your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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