were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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