Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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