I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Welp...herpes.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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