Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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