im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i was born a porn star she said
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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