love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
