Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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