Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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