At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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