3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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