...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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