How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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