Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
