so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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