Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think I am morally bankrupt
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Drake has all the answers
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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