Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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