So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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