almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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