all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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