Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.