It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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