And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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