We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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