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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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