I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
