i permit you to call me
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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