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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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