Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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