thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I will pee on everything he values.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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