I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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