He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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